Oh My God Becky Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do you like big butts, and find that you can not simply just lie about it? Do you feel the need to point big butts out to all your friends named 'Becky' whenever you see one pass by? If a girl walks by with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face... what do you do? If you answer anything other than "Get Sprung", this shirt is not for you. Go for the girls that ate all their red beans and rice.