Keep Calm and Demand Trial By Combat Girls T-shirt

Every fan knows if there's one thing you don't want, is a trial where the decision is made by people that hate you.

What's the best way out of this?

Step 1 - you have to Keep Calm. A cool head is better than a a head rolling on the floor. 

Step 2 - Demand Trial By Combat. Wouldn't you rather have your fate decided by a sell-sword?